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Here they are, all the farts in our archive that are fit to put on the web, and even some that aren't! If you think that you have what it takes to get on this page then please submit your creation to us. If it's unique enough (or at least good and long) then we'll put it on this page. Then you can tell all your friends that you've been featured on BurpsAndFarts.com ... the ladies can't resist a BurpsAndFarts.com man!



The Knat
The Knat. That's it.

Popularity: 777 of 5223 votes (14.88%) vote for this fart
Who is Webby?
It is easy to forget the less popular newphew of Scrooge, and the new sister of Huey, Dewey and Louie: Webby. This is her throwing a fit.

Popularity: 122 of 5223 votes (2.34%) vote for this fart
The Lame Duck
It's okay, we all have lame farts sometimes.

Popularity: 112 of 5223 votes (2.14%) vote for this fart
Catchy Tune Potential 2
See the first Catchy Tune Potential fart.

Popularity: 82 of 5223 votes (1.57%) vote for this fart
Catchy Tune Potential?
Put this fart, along with the Catchy Tune Potential 2 fart together, and you could have the basic beat for a number one pop music hit.

Popularity: 45 of 5223 votes (0.86%) vote for this fart
Seering Hot
This one must have caused burns.

Popularity: 120 of 5223 votes (2.3%) vote for this fart
The Mating Call of the Barking Spider
Deep in the tropical rainforests of Queensland, Australia, there lives a large spider whose mating call can be heard from up to a meter away. At high volume, its mating call sounds suspiciously like this fart.

Popularity: 50 of 5223 votes (0.96%) vote for this fart
Dewey
Another of Donald Duck's newphews talks back.

Popularity: 46 of 5223 votes (0.88%) vote for this fart
Louie
Donald's other nephew, displaying his jealousy of his brother Huey.

Popularity: 62 of 5223 votes (1.19%) vote for this fart
The Ripper
Sounds a lot like someone taking out their anger on a piece of cloth.

Popularity: 81 of 5223 votes (1.55%) vote for this fart
Every Last Bit of Blat
Ever have a fart that requires a little more work than you originally thought? Let this one inspire you to keep on going, even when the end is not yet in sight.

Popularity: 45 of 5223 votes (0.86%) vote for this fart
Tooting His Own Horn
The farter takes great satisfaction in what he clearly deems to be a masterpiece.

Popularity: 39 of 5223 votes (0.75%) vote for this fart
Sweet Relief
This guy is genuinely relieved to let go of this one.

Popularity: 43 of 5223 votes (0.82%) vote for this fart
Deflation
Sometimes it's a little difficult to tell if a fart is real, or a byproduct of some fancy balloon work. If anyone can prove this fart is fake, you'll win our secondary grand prize: a fart in a jar.

Popularity: 26 of 5223 votes (0.5%) vote for this fart
A Quick Cracker
Good form on this little cracker of a fart.

Popularity: 24 of 5223 votes (0.46%) vote for this fart
Huey
A nice imitation of Donald Duck's favorite nephew.

Popularity: 27 of 5223 votes (0.52%) vote for this fart
The Return of Fartman
A tribute to Howard Stern's Fartman?

Popularity: 35 of 5223 votes (0.67%) vote for this fart
Too Close for Comfort
What comes in must go out.

Popularity: 43 of 5223 votes (0.82%) vote for this fart
Revenge of the Brown Bomber
An attempt at a particularly long heiny honk leads to an unintentional carpet bombing.

Popularity: 25 of 5223 votes (0.48%) vote for this fart
The Thirty Second Cheese Squeeze
This one gets a 10 for length, and the style is simply impeccable. It takes him awhile to catch his breath at the end.

Popularity: 54 of 5223 votes (1.03%) vote for this fart
Blowing Mud on the Banana Boat
Will the Farter's rendition of this popular Carri bean-style song.

Popularity: 25 of 5223 votes (0.48%) vote for this fart
The Best of Splatter Chatter
Another arsenal of derriere discourse. This guy really knows how to shoot the breeze.

Popularity: 34 of 5223 votes (0.65%) vote for this fart
A Sweet Tooth and a Sore Tail
Another duet between a couple of this guy's main orifices.

Popularity: 33 of 5223 votes (0.63%) vote for this fart
Something in the Way You Smell
It's hard to say which side of this guy is more musical: heads or tails.

Popularity: 20 of 5223 votes (0.38%) vote for this fart
Morning Blend
This artist does his best work in the morning, and it sounds like he was saving up for this one all night - only to let it out in one rapid-fire rectal retch.

Popularity: 32 of 5223 votes (0.61%) vote for this fart
The Daughter
In a family of farts, this would be the young, outspoken daughter.

Popularity: 55 of 5223 votes (1.05%) vote for this fart
The Anticlimactic Engine Effort
A chugging, churning whispering spurt sound reminiscent of a struggling 10 horsepower engine is followed up by a disappointing flicker of a fart.

Popularity: 8 of 5223 votes (0.15%) vote for this fart
A Tribute to Sharon Stone
There's nothing more attractive than a woman who can float a good air biscuit... Well, we'll let you be the judge of that actually.

Popularity: 54 of 5223 votes (1.03%) vote for this fart
Doggy Style
Riiiiiiiiight... *slowly backs away from computer*

Popularity: 19 of 5223 votes (0.36%) vote for this fart
Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool
When it's this wet, you should take a long, hard look at your diet.

Popularity: 24 of 5223 votes (0.46%) vote for this fart
Puff, the Magic Dragon!
Helping to rebuild the ozone layer, one toot at a time.

Popularity: 13 of 5223 votes (0.25%) vote for this fart
Put Your A$$ Into It
WARNING: If you have a problem with a) Rap or b) The sound of someone filling a toilet to the brim, then this one is NOT for you.

Popularity: 143 of 5223 votes (2.74%) vote for this fart
King Cobra
You could charm a snake with this bottom burp.

Popularity: 19 of 5223 votes (0.36%) vote for this fart
The Anal Audio Tour
Here is a "vintage" collection of farts, dated all the way back to 2001 according to the author. From squeaky mattress farts to quick zippers and wet whistlers, there's a nice variety here in this pack of pant stainers.

Popularity: 29 of 5223 votes (0.56%) vote for this fart
The Will to Fart
No one puts more effort into their farts than Will the Farter. You never know what you're going to get with this guy, and every one of his trouser coughs is no doubt a surprise for him as well.

Popularity: 58 of 5223 votes (1.11%) vote for this fart
That's GOT to hurt
At first, this one doesn't seem like anything special... but wait! Towards the end, you are in for a popping, spattering surprise.

Popularity: 23 of 5223 votes (0.44%) vote for this fart
When a Man Loves a Fartin'
For those times when you just feel like hearing a nice love song interspersed with abnormally raunchy farts.

Popularity: 48 of 5223 votes (0.92%) vote for this fart
Splatter Chatter the Second
From the maker of Splatter Chatter comes this fast-paced sequel, starring once again the talking arse. The effort put into this production is readily apparent (from the labored grunts).

Popularity: 13 of 5223 votes (0.25%) vote for this fart
Splatter Chatter
The cheek maneuvering that must have been necessary for this one is commendable! Definitely worth a listen for all you fart connoisseurs out there.

Popularity: 9 of 5223 votes (0.17%) vote for this fart
Sudden Surge
This one starts off a little bit slow, but a sudden surge of effort brings it up to par! The length and form of this fart is also nothing to snuff at.

Popularity: 7 of 5223 votes (0.13%) vote for this fart
The Rattlesnake
This one has a slow start, but then bursts into a heartful, rattlesnake-like putrid thrust of vigor and vim.

Popularity: 12 of 5223 votes (0.23%) vote for this fart
May Each Little Bean Be Heard
This guy might not be laughing so hard when he takes a look at his underwear.

Popularity: 13 of 5223 votes (0.25%) vote for this fart
Over the Fields We Go... Farting All the Way
An impressive variety of farts blended smoothly together to the tune of your favorite Christmas jingle.

Popularity: 62 of 5223 votes (1.19%) vote for this fart
A Distant Echo
Do I detect the echo of a toilet? Perhaps this farter didn't want to take a chance with his pants.

Popularity: 9 of 5223 votes (0.17%) vote for this fart
Out With a Whimper
Although this fart artist could have let it out in one quick burst, instead, they chose to draw it out, enjoying the moment for all it was worth and reveling in the gaseous goodness of the here and now.

Popularity: 70 of 5223 votes (1.34%) vote for this fart
Through the Panties
The skimpy panties on this woman do not come close to hiding her formidable fart power. Look at those muscles flex! This one had to be censored a little.

Popularity: 58 of 5223 votes (1.11%) vote for this fart
Something to Prove
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. once said "we are here on Earth to fart around." This gentleman must surely agree. From quick, wet bursts, to airy expressions of true fart art; from trailing, slimy leaks, to bashful blasts, this fart has it all.

Popularity: 28 of 5223 votes (0.54%) vote for this fart
Popcorn Relief
There is something to be said for letting a fart occur naturally. When it sounds like popcorn, you just might be trying a little too hard.

Popularity: 17 of 5223 votes (0.33%) vote for this fart
The Glissando
For bowed instruments, glissando indicates a flowing, unaccented playing of a passage. For farts, it indicates this.

Popularity: 10 of 5223 votes (0.19%) vote for this fart
Little Bullfrog
One quick croak from the skunk-breath bullfrog.

Popularity: 5 of 5223 votes (0.1%) vote for this fart
The Reverberator
A quick little number with some nice reverberation.

Popularity: 9 of 5223 votes (0.17%) vote for this fart
Gasping for Air
It sounds like this guy's arse is continually gasping for air, only to let out a satisfied grunt with each blissful breath.

Popularity: 22 of 5223 votes (0.42%) vote for this fart
The Wavering Struggle
There's a bit of a struggle involved with this one, but the farter is, in the end, triumphant.

Popularity: 9 of 5223 votes (0.17%) vote for this fart
What Did You Eat?
Just plain gross. 'nough said.

Popularity: 47 of 5223 votes (0.9%) vote for this fart
Water Park
A prolonged bubble bath of farts.

Popularity: 18 of 5223 votes (0.34%) vote for this fart
Farting at will fart-fest!
A relentless barrage of flatulence, perfectly timed with a surprise ending... watch out!

Popularity: 45 of 5223 votes (0.86%) vote for this fart
Bowl Spurt
You can imagine what the next sound would have been.....

Popularity: 6 of 5223 votes (0.11%) vote for this fart
Whale Song
This one could be confused for a whale

Popularity: 170 of 5223 votes (3.25%) vote for this fart
Forced
This one sounds like he's going to blow a gasket or something

Popularity: 35 of 5223 votes (0.67%) vote for this fart
Fast and Wet
This one sounds wet and speeds up.

Popularity: 24 of 5223 votes (0.46%) vote for this fart
Scary
This one scares a little kid. Goes on and on and on and.... you get the idea

Popularity: 50 of 5223 votes (0.96%) vote for this fart
Chainsaw
I could swear I heard a tree fall at the end of this one :)

Popularity: 468 of 5223 votes (8.96%) vote for this fart
Stalled Fart
This one gets off to a good start and then sounds like the engine stalls

Popularity: 5 of 5223 votes (0.1%) vote for this fart
If Farts Could Talk...
It sounds like this one is trying to tell us something.

Popularity: 8 of 5223 votes (0.15%) vote for this fart
Walking Fart
Sounds like someone who is farting while taking a walk.

Popularity: 7 of 5223 votes (0.13%) vote for this fart
Mechanical Squeeker
This one sounds like some sort of mechanical squeek.

Popularity: 16 of 5223 votes (0.31%) vote for this fart
Formula One
This fart sounds like a F1 car down the straight-a-way.

Popularity: 11 of 5223 votes (0.21%) vote for this fart
The Robot did it
I think this one is from the robot's ...

Popularity: 5 of 5223 votes (0.1%) vote for this fart
Quiet but Bubbly
This one is quiet, but bubbly

Popularity: 6 of 5223 votes (0.11%) vote for this fart
Wet and Juicy
The title says it all....

Popularity: 16 of 5223 votes (0.31%) vote for this fart
The minute fart
Can the human body hold enough gas for this long?

Popularity: 16 of 5223 votes (0.31%) vote for this fart
Wiff to Consistent
This starts off with a wiff and then sounds almost like a balloon.

Popularity: 6 of 5223 votes (0.11%) vote for this fart
Suspiciously Long
A very long fart that wiffs out only to start a new fart.

Popularity: 9 of 5223 votes (0.17%) vote for this fart
Embarrassing Office Fart
This is the kind of fart that you crank out when you bend over to pick up your red stapler after having a massive lunch. What happens? Of cource, the 4 pounds of wings you ate force out a short but clearly audible fart... heads turn and there's nowhere to hide, you just farted in the office my friend.

Popularity: 9 of 5223 votes (0.17%) vote for this fart
Voltron Fart
This isn't a single fart, but several smaller farts glued together to form a monster, like the Voltron of farts!

Popularity: 8 of 5223 votes (0.15%) vote for this fart
Fart Dance Mix
This isn't just a fart, it's been remixed so you can get down to it on the dance floor.

Popularity: 6 of 5223 votes (0.11%) vote for this fart
Answering Machine Fart
Are you intimidated by answering machines? Just relax like Scott does, and let out a massive fart instead of leaving a message!

Popularity: 14 of 5223 votes (0.27%) vote for this fart
Burning ring of fire
This fellow entertains his friends with a glorious plume of flaming fart.

Popularity: 4 of 5223 votes (0.08%) vote for this fart
A fart in the night
We can only guess what is making this noise, due to some dark camera work.

Popularity: 2 of 5223 votes (0.04%) vote for this fart
Come on baby light my butt
Guy uses lighter to ignite his gaseous nether-regions. Gal catches it on tape, sort of.

Popularity: 4 of 5223 votes (0.08%) vote for this fart
The Most Musical Fart
Ethel Merman would be proud...

Popularity: 7 of 5223 votes (0.13%) vote for this fart
The Force
Give it a 10 for consistent volume and force for the duration!

Popularity: 103 of 5223 votes (1.97%) vote for this fart
A Cautionary Tale
There was an old fellow named Art ~Who awoke with a terrible start, ~For down by his rump ~Was a terrible lump ~Of what should have just been a fart.

Popularity: 9 of 5223 votes (0.17%) vote for this fart
Motocross Madness
22 seconds of zipping & motocrossing, with a great crescendo finish!

Popularity: 9 of 5223 votes (0.17%) vote for this fart
More than just a fart...
With the mic right in the toilet, this has gotta be the wettest one we've heard! Thank goodness it's only 9 seconds long!

Popularity: 22 of 5223 votes (0.42%) vote for this fart
The Shy One
This one sounds like it was happy where it was, and is complaining about having to come out!

Popularity: 19 of 5223 votes (0.36%) vote for this fart
A Creative Chorus
A veritable symphony of melodious farting goodness! You could almost write lyrics to it!

Popularity: 15 of 5223 votes (0.29%) vote for this fart
My Pet Duck
A little like a duck, a little like a zipper! It took some doing, but with the help of some laughter at the end, it finally got coaxed out!

Popularity: 14 of 5223 votes (0.27%) vote for this fart
Baby Powder Fart
I'll have to try this one at home later. This freshly powdered up baby lets loose a mighty fart, shooting baby powder in a cloud out behind him!

Popularity: 389 of 5223 votes (7.45%) vote for this fart
Farts medley in six part harmony
If you're like me, then every now and then you crave the delicate sound of six farts in perfect harmony. Look no further, this is the fart track for you! Enjoy!

Popularity: 20 of 5223 votes (0.38%) vote for this fart
Dog afraid of farts
You've got to see this to believe it, this dog runs from the sound of farts! You'd better pray that anybody breaking into your home doesn't have gas!

Popularity: 28 of 5223 votes (0.54%) vote for this fart
A quickie
This one's so fast that we're not even sure it's a fart! If your in a rush and need to get some gas out fast, then this is the fart for you!

Popularity: 15 of 5223 votes (0.29%) vote for this fart
Light a candle with your fart
No long matches on hand? Arms to short to reach the candle on the table? Well don't sit in the dark anymore, just light your fart and aim your butt at the candle! Don't believe us? See for yourself!

Popularity: 131 of 5223 votes (2.51%) vote for this fart
Clenched cheeks
You need to un-clench your sphincter a bit more when you fart. If you fart like this all the time you're going to blow a gasket before you hit 30!

Popularity: 32 of 5223 votes (0.61%) vote for this fart
Pregnant fart
Next time you see a pregnant lady out in public, don't pull her finger! She might just be holding in a monstrous fart!

Popularity: 101 of 5223 votes (1.93%) vote for this fart
Forced moaner
This fart is clearly forced. I know you want to get your fart on our site so you can be famous and tell all your friends to come here and hear your fart, but we like the more natural sound of a nice non-forced fart.

Popularity: 24 of 5223 votes (0.46%) vote for this fart
Post wedding stinker
It's funny because it's true! Any married men seeing this may not get the joke... you see guys, un-married men don't know that this is exactly how it works!

Popularity: 43 of 5223 votes (0.82%) vote for this fart
Bring the bass
This is a perfect 4th period math class fart. Long enough to respect but short enough so your prof can't get a good idea of where it came from. Add an echo off a plastic school seat and you've got a clear winner!

Popularity: 35 of 5223 votes (0.67%) vote for this fart
Collection that ends poorly
This sound clip has it all, from the sublime "I can take all day to fart" fart to the up-tight clencher. It'd be at least a 9.7 if not for the tragic ending. We had to disqualify this one since the end sounds more like a "shart" than a true "fart".

Popularity: 158 of 5223 votes (3.03%) vote for this fart
Standard fart
If the dictionary had a play button beside every definition, then this is what you'd hear when you pressed play on "fart". This one is right off the shelf, a nice basic fart.

Popularity: 11 of 5223 votes (0.21%) vote for this fart
The squeaker
We've all had them, you're in a crowded elevator and you're trying to hold it in (or maybe let it out quietly) but you fail miserably. What you end up with is a sustained squeaker.

Popularity: 17 of 5223 votes (0.33%) vote for this fart
Three standard farts
Here's a collection of 3 standard farts. This audio clip goes to show that you don't need a lot of variety to create art. Listen to the subtle combination, the tone, the perfect pitch. This farter is no novice!

Popularity: 13 of 5223 votes (0.25%) vote for this fart
A bathroom fart (we hope)
All we can say is that this one had better have been recorded in the bathroom. If you ever create a sound like this then we recommend that you wipe and take a shower immediately.

Popularity: 82 of 5223 votes (1.57%) vote for this fart
Nice sustain
It's not the longest fart on the site, but it has a good sustain with a final push just so you know that the artist could have carried this on for a while but wanted to end strong!

Popularity: 63 of 5223 votes (1.21%) vote for this fart


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