Burps and Farts is your online archive of the ultimate in bodily emissions. Our vast collection of phenomenal farts and boisterous burps are guaranteed to leave you gasping for air. NOTE: Just click the or the icons to play the audio or video. Fart: The Knat The Knat. That's it. Fart: Who is Webby? It is easy to forget the less popular newphew of Scrooge, and the new sister of... Fart: The Lame Duck It's okay, we all have lame farts sometimes. Fart: Catchy Tune Potential 2 See the first Catchy Tune Potential fart. Fart: Catchy Tune Potential? Put this fart, along with the Catchy Tune Potential 2 fart together, and you could... 1. Getting the Message 2. The ladies of BurpsAndFarts.com 3. shaker 4. A Patient Gargle 5. The Double Threat 6. Out of Stomach Experience 7. Britney Spears burping 8. The Low Down 9. The swamp monster 10. Good Phone Manners CLICK HERE to see all the burps! 1. The Knat 2. Chainsaw 3. Baby Powder Fart 4. whale 5. Collection that ends poorly 6. Put Your A$$ Into It 7. Light a candle with your fart 8. Who is Webby? 9. Seering Hot 10. The Lame Duck CLICK HERE to see all the farts! Care to flex your gastric muscles? Burps and Farts always welcomes new submissions. Send us your best blanket-ripping farts and earth-shaking burps and we’ll add you to the list.