Burps and Farts from all over the world

Here they are, all the burps in our archive that are fit to put on the web, and even some that aren't! If you think that your burp should be on this page then please submit it to us. If it's unique enough (or at least good and long) then we'll put it on this page. Then you can tell all your friends that you've been featured on BurpsAndFarts.com ... the ladies can't resist a BurpsAndFarts.com man!

This guy does his best to communicate a very important concept over the telephone.

Popularity: 311 of 1457 votes (21.35%) vote for this burp

The key to a good burp is a perfect balance of patience and delivery. To really get the best bang for your burp, you need to draw it out, but not so much that it loses its luster. Here is a fine example, achieved after two previous attempts by this artist.

Popularity: 129 of 1457 votes (8.85%) vote for this burp

An impressive, prolonged yak yodel that surely left this burper tasting his lunch for the second time.

Popularity: 89 of 1457 votes (6.11%) vote for this burp

This fellow copiously coughs his cookies as an uncivilized alternative to greeting someone on the phone.

Popularity: 38 of 1457 votes (2.61%) vote for this burp

This burp is certainly nothing to smirk at, but someone in the background found it downright halarious.

Popularity: 31 of 1457 votes (2.13%) vote for this burp

A classic low-pitched belch bomb.

Popularity: 47 of 1457 votes (3.23%) vote for this burp

This burp rises in pitch and finishes off with a quick gargle. Hopefully this chap was able to re-swallow whatever came up with this one.

Popularity: 14 of 1457 votes (0.96%) vote for this burp

This fellow seems a little disheartened that he wasn't able to fully communicate his message through a belch, but a good effort nonetheless!

Popularity: 30 of 1457 votes (2.06%) vote for this burp

I'm sure the earth shook

Popularity: 134 of 1457 votes (9.2%) vote for this burp

They say it's a burp. See what you think. If anybody figures out what this actually is, please e-mail us and tell us!

Popularity: 28 of 1457 votes (1.92%) vote for this burp

The title says it all really. She's hot, she sings, she dances, and now she burps! You saw it here first!

Popularity: 80 of 1457 votes (5.49%) vote for this burp

Sunglassed lady auditioning for the new TV Reality Show "Chicks Who Burp"... but with a bit of a "value-add" at the end :)

Popularity: 23 of 1457 votes (1.58%) vote for this burp

The classic Bull Frog burp. The kind that only Uncle Ernie can crank out, and even he can only do it on Thanksgiving day after five solid hours of eating!

Popularity: 16 of 1457 votes (1.1%) vote for this burp

Nothing says "sexy" like a woman burping. We've put together a short montage of all the sexiest burping ladies we could find!

Popularity: 198 of 1457 votes (13.59%) vote for this burp

This is either somebody trying to make room for their 7th big mac, or a very angry camel complaining to it's owner for kicking it's shins AGAIN as he climbs on... you be the judge.

Popularity: 23 of 1457 votes (1.58%) vote for this burp

This is certainly the oldest clip in the BurpsAndFarts.com archive. Didn't they lynch you for burping on TV back then? Anyway, watch as little Webster burps and farts during Thanksgiving dinner!

Popularity: 12 of 1457 votes (0.82%) vote for this burp

While it sounds simple, this is actually one of the hardest burps to master. You've got to dedicate yourself to a solid diet of chicken wings and beer for years before even attempting one of these babies.

Popularity: 16 of 1457 votes (1.1%) vote for this burp

In the 1950's an entire town was evacuated because they were sure that a monster had climbed out of the swap and was coming their way. As it turned out, it was just Ted Peters letting off some pressure from his beer bloated gut. Hat's off Ted, any burp that can clear out a town deserves to be on this site!

Popularity: 44 of 1457 votes (3.02%) vote for this burp

The novice may mistake this as a beached whale moaning out it's last dying breath, but the experienced belcher knows better. Reserved for the elite black-belt-belcher, the "beast of the deep" embodies all that is burping, power, sustain, and of course, lots and lots of beer.

Popularity: 21 of 1457 votes (1.44%) vote for this burp

The volume is good and the tone is great. The ending, however, betrays the inexperience of a novice belcher. No self respecting burper would leave such a sloppy ending on an otherwise perfect burp.

Popularity: 27 of 1457 votes (1.85%) vote for this burp

This guy's a double threat! He starts us off with a good burp, respectable by any standards. That's not all, there's more! He finishes off with a "squeaker fart", just to let us know that he means business! This belcher/farter is pure BurpsAndFarts.com material, an example to us all!

Popularity: 107 of 1457 votes (7.34%) vote for this burp

When the martians land to finally enslave humanity and we want to show our new masters exactly what a burp is, this is the one we'll play for them. This is the text-book burp.

Popularity: 10 of 1457 votes (0.69%) vote for this burp

This belcher had a good one going, but got over anxious and blew their shot at a perfect 10.0. Remember belchers, roll with it. Belching is like surfing, you need to ride the wave. If you get ahead of it you'll just ruin what could be the ride of your life!

Popularity: 29 of 1457 votes (1.99%) vote for this burp