Do you have a recording of your burp or fart that you think is good enough, long enough, or just plain disgusting enough to be featured on this site? Do you have a video clip of you burning your butt while trying to lite a fart on fire? Do you have a video tape of your girlfriend farting in her sleep, once and for all proving that yes, she does fart, and no, they most certainly do NOT smell like roses? If you answered yes to any of these questions then we want to hear from you! Send an e-mail to Contact@BurpsAndFarts.com and attach your video or audio recording. If we think it's worthy, we'll feature it on this site!